Princess Procrastination

How are you today


this is my life summed up in one conversation

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If yall don’t constantly roast eachother are yall really friends

(Source: alwayskeepingitonehundred, via braziliankevindurant)


the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

(via stalking5onedboys)


why do people pretend like zayn isn’t superior 

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One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"


Aurthors an aardvark ?

(via all-monsters-are-in-my-head)



*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via all-monsters-are-in-my-head)


is that kris jenner

(Source: anormaux, via surprisebitch)


remember when you first saw one direction and it was

the mexican one, the one with the tooth, the one with curly hair, and the two whose names you always mixed up

and now it’s like oh those hands definitely belong to harry

Fixed. theme by Andrew McCarthy